- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Grammer is very important

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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