Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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A man made a sandwich.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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