- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

whats your name? bumder:)

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

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