whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Sarah Palin

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Women's rights.

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Bob dole

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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