What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Chicken

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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tea with milk?

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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