- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

womens rights.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Womens' Rights

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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