- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Grammer is very important

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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