What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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A: B: No pun intended.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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