Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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