- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??