Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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