What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

This is not a joke

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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