What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What is White over Black? Society.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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