- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Gianni

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

josh roberts got the d in geog

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

I just can't stand sitting down!

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