- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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