There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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