What do you call the twin towers? An airport

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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