How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

miley cyrus

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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