What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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