- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Womens' Rights

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

donald................duck for president

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??