- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

womens rights.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Womens' Rights

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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