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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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