Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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whats 2+2? 4

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Deadly cancer.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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