Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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vaginas

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