- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

A man walked into a bar. Ow!

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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