How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

thumb_up thumb_down -55

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

thumb_up thumb_down +50

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

thumb_up thumb_down +46

24!

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

thumb_up thumb_down +42

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops