- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

A: B: No pun intended.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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