- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

69

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Women's rights.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Cancer.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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