Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Fags are gay.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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obamas trench

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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