Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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Penis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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^that joke's not funny

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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