You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Hearpin my durp

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Religion.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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