why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

womens rights.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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