Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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No, Trinidad.

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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I never asked for this.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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