How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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