your mum

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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I hate blackniggers

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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The WNBA.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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