- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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