- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Oh...okay, good.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

I had sex with my mother in law

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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