- Anti Joke

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face