Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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women's rights

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knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Catholicism.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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