What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Hearpin my durp

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Religion.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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