- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

This is a joke setup.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Womens' Rights

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Penis.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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