A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Women's rights.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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