- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Win and Beau have no friends

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

im watching you..

a person smokes weed... and gets high

knock knock Come in!!!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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