What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Welcome to die!

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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