- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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want a balloon? yeah

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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