What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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kiss me?

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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shut up iggy

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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your mum

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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