Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

politically correct!

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

whats 2+2? 4

the jokes are repetitive on this site

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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