- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Womens' Rights

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

Penis.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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