Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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Penis.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

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