- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

whats 2+2? 4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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