what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Penisland

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Netflix and chill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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