What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

donald................duck for president

Women.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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