Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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