- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

^that joke a piece of shit

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

This is an anti-joke.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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