Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

WNBA

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Grammer is very important

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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