What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Women's sports.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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The Holocaust.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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