- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Knock Knock opens the door

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

A homosexual walks into a church

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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