- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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