a person smokes weed... and gets high

Win and Beau have no friends

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

knock knock Come in!!!

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

my whole life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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