Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Land Rovers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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Strawberries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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