What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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