Three bars walk into a Jew.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

knock knock how there me ok come in

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

This is a joke setup.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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