- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

knock knock Come in!!!

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

SC Johnson a Family Company

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

An English man walks into a pub.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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