(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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