Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Yeah right loser!

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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