- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

womens rights.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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