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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Dani barton= lovely

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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