A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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