What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

What time is it? 20:45.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

u jelly?

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

miley cyrus

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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