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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a girl and a guy rented a hotel room for a night. theyre siblings and stayed up all night watching very classy movies about farm animals and each of them ordered a chocolate cake to eat while watching their fantastic informational film.

Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

2 + 2 = fish

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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